Spen Part II: The Chork

Music: Tacocat's Psychedelic Quinceñera.

You may remember the Spen. Much like a spork, it takes cutlery to a whole new level. Well, consider this the Spen: Part II.

See, the Spork is a two-in-one utensil. As the name suggests, it's the hybrid of a spoon and a fork. The Spen, as I covered previously, is a cross between a spoon and a pen (and a fork and pen, knife and pen, whatever).

The Chork is the ruler of all of these two-in-one things. See, the Chork is a three-in-one utensil.

The top is a fork, for eating with a fork. Simple enough, right?

Then, it morphs into chopsticks. Squeeze at the base of the fork, right where it diverges, and the fork will snap apart and you can chopstick.

The third option is using the chopstick without separating the fork. This provides an easy training chopstick, or – as the Chork's website calls it – a cheater's chopstick.

Any way you use it, the Chork is the perfect blend of fork and chopstick and the in-between for the training and the cheating.

You can get it from the website with flat-rate shipping ($3.50) and it's $5.99 for a 12-pack, $7.99 for a 24-pack.

On Amazon, you can get a 6-pack for $6.99. Which makes sense. Half the Chorks you get with a 12-pack, but for a dollar more...

Anyway, reviews on Amazon are mostly praising, but some say the Chorks are less than durable and one reviewer says a couple of the Chorks even arrived broken.

Well, whatever they say, I signed up for the newsletter on their website.

Thanks for reading. Don't forget to buy some Chorks. Praise the almighty gods of P!ATD. Have a good day.