5 Patriotic Products

Happy 4th of July! Even if you don't live in the US! Because everyone could use a little more bald eagles in their lives.

Today at Thingologies, we bring you a list of really weird patriotic things such as t-shirts, neckties, wall clocks, and more!

#1: Bald Eagle Shirt Tie Dye Born To Ride Adult Tee

That's the official name. I'd just call it a Majestic Eagle Tee.

This beauty can be found at BuyCoolShirts.com for $19.99.

#2: American Flag Clock

An eagle, a flag, three hands, and twelve numbers.

Get this at Cafepress for $24.99/$29.50.

#3: YM Wear Women's American Flag Skull I Love America Patriotic 4th of July Workout Novelty Funny Gym Burnout Hoodie

Wow, that's a bad name. Basically: American Flag Skull Shirt/Hoodie.

Found on Etsy for $28.99.

#4: Statue of Liberty Necktie

Much better name work there.

Get it at Zazzle for $33.95

#5: 4th of July Decorations Patriotic Toilet Seat Cover & Rug Bathroom Set

I'm just in love with this. Forget good vs. bad names.

Get it on Amazon for $37.99.

ANyway, thanks for listening thingologists! Get a couple of these and show your American pride. See you tomorrow and, again, have a great 4th of July!