Tuesday, July 21, 2015

The Ab-Hancer

Hello! Sorry I haven't posted, I was on a vacation. Anyway, today we have a... well, unique invention. It is unique in the way that its importance is unique to those who want a temporary six-pack, but have a temporary – or perhaps permanent – potbelly.

image from www.boredpanda.com
As you can see, the Ab-Hancer is very simple. It's a little cage you strap around your abdomen. It leaves an impression that will give the impression that you've been working out. Sorry, I couldn't help it. To be clear: The Ab-Hancer, in no way, actually gives you muscles. It just shoves your fat into a six-pack.

Oh, one more thing: it's not real. You can just stand in front of a square wire fence, though.

See you tomorrow, thingologists! Thanks for listening!

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